posted 16 hours ago

blueeyedmenace:

The walking dead// Rick Grimes dad jokes

posted 16 hours ago

bikinipowerbottom:

billiamswheatdown:

ladygagarbage:

when you masturbate twice on the same day

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When you finger yourself while masturbating

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when you try to suck your dick and you break your ribs

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posted 16 hours ago
Anonymous:
For the make me blush anonymously thing " you know I'm single you're single and I hear you need a place to sit *licks my lips* "

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well you managed to do so omg, my cheeks 

posted 16 hours ago

clearbay:

I LOVE ORDERING THINGS FROM ONLINE ITS LIKE SOMEONE SENT YOU A PRESENT BUT YOU SENT YOURSELF THAT PRESENT 

(Source: sharksylph)

posted 16 hours ago

afterwits:

joyeuse-noelle:

baenling:

mrpaws:

Happy Ferret Tongues.

Long Hamsters

Cat Snakes

snackerston

posted 16 hours ago

official-sokka:

gafsketchbook:

This is why i think Avatar should be R rated 

It should definitely be on Adult Swim

posted 17 hours ago

girlxgirlxcat:

By: アキ

(Source: pixiv.net)

posted 17 hours ago

superstreetfighter2turbohdremix:

i am 0% the person i was three years ago and i would probably get in a fight with 2011 me

posted 17 hours ago

(Source: ferroso01)

posted 17 hours ago

cakesimmerr:

horrorrpgartmastersupplier:

thegreatbigfour:

honestlysam:

watch me get 0 questions

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let’s do this (again)

Plsss?? Again

(Source: zyayn)

posted 17 hours ago

eternalbunneh:

Yeah. Like being a titan for example

posted 17 hours ago
ANONYMOUSLY MAKE ME BLUSH

vertex-the-pony:

balladoftarby:

dnotive:

Go ahead. Do your worst.

this is either gonna be a terrible decision on my part or nothing’s gonna happen haha

I’ll only post the successful ones.

(Source: leonku)

posted 17 hours ago

kinell:

quintessence-of-happiness:

thisisgabbs:

Something that I and other people deal with. All I can do is ask for forgiveness and try harder to not let my problems make relationships unbearable to be with.

reblogging again because it’s painfully relevant.

I’m sorry

posted 17 hours ago

tom-sits-like-a-whore:

reasons to date me

  • no pressure to wear pants in my presence
  • or any clothes at all really
  • but it’s up to you
  • u can be big spoon or little spoon
  • totally your choice
  • i’m always ready to make out
  • aLwaYs
  • also u don’t even have to buy me things just maybe an ice cream cone every once in a while that’s it 
  • i’ll let you lick it though
  • i mean the ice cream cone
  • well not just the ice cream cone
posted 19 hours ago

ladyhistory:

The Return of the Captioned Adventures of George Washington

PART I | PART II | PART III | PART IV | PART V | PART VI | PART VII | PART VIII | PART IX | PART X | PART XI | PART XII | PART XIII | PART XIV | PART XV | PART XVI